Comments on: Bad Examples

By: R. L. Silver

R. L. Silver — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:56:36 +0000

If I cough up bits of my lung on you . . .
Or by mistake bite my tongue in two . . .

If I crack my knuckles and break them off . . .
Or blind myself with EasyOff . . . (OK, a poor rhyme, so sue me)

If I drop the chef’s knife on my toe . . .
And rediscover polio . . .

Corey replies: Icky stuff, Ron. Thanks! I especially like coughing up bits of my lung…

Dennis Helmrich — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:40:35 +0000

if i sing so hard that my tongue falls out

Corey replies: Oh, Dennis! Did you know that’s already happened to me once?

Samantha — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:34:45 +0000

If I drink so much my liver explodes

If I shatter my kneecaps from running away

Corey replies: Thanks, Samantha!